President Bush's top 12 ideas for speeding up holiday travel

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 0:21:13

President Bush recently announced a measures to reduce
air traffic congestion and long delays that leave passengers
stranded and turn holiday travel into "a season of dread."


The Top 12 President Bush Ideas to Speed Up Holiday Travel


12> Only planes that fail to land will be counted as "late
arrivals."

11> New remove-your-shoes-then-drop-your-pants-and-bend-over
security screening method should thin the travel crowd a tad.

10> Duty-free stores authorized to offer dime bags of cocaine
for higher, faster travel.

9> Raise the speed limit for planes.

8> A visit to the grocery store and back now counts as a
successful holiday trip.

7> Tax credits for rich stay-at-homes.

6> Airline passengers required to lift their feet during takeoff
in order to reduce drag.

5> "Schedule each flight two hours early so everyone will get
to their destination two hours early! See how easy that is?
That's why I'm president."

4> Invade O'Hare.

3> Don't sweat the details. Just call your program "No Passenger
Left Behind" -- who could be against that?

2> Parachutes. Lots and lots of parachutes.


and the Number 1 President
Bush Idea to Speed Up Holiday Travel...


1> "I ask all Americans to celebrate Christmas someplace downhill
from them."

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 6:55:54

Hahahahaaaha! That's good, and I won't even comment that it's another g----m l---t.

Bob

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 9:18:17

Somehow, I knew you'd like this list.

Post 4 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 16:01:01

I don't know whether to say it's so him that it's funny or to wonder if he can count to 12 and come up with all these on his own. lol

Post 5 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 16:04:02

lol....hahaha!. what inteligence!

Post 6 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 19:12:13

lol! what are we gonna do when they lose bush as president? noone to make fun of.

Post 7 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 19:15:30

Sure we will, it will just be the next idiot who get's elected that's all.

Post 8 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 21:51:03

I doubt if we'll ever have a president we can't make fun of. Some are just easier targets than others.

Post 9 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2007 22:39:34

lol Yeah, don't worry Soviet. America's full of screwballs, especially in politics.

Post 10 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2007 0:39:07

Yes, but I don't think bush even knows he's a joke. That's bad.

Post 11 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Friday, 21-Dec-2007 23:01:22

I'll say it for you, Tif...that's sooo Bush! lol.